Post by thalia on Jul 25, 2011 21:47:06 GMT -5
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OKAY SO. I'M REALLY LAZY SO I'M GONNA TRY AND KEEP THIS SHORT AS POSSIBLE. UP THERE IN THE ADORABLE CUTE COUPLE SPAM IS OF COURSE KATY PERRY WHO PLAY MY BBY THALIA BIANCHI. SMOOCHING ALL OVER HER IS OF COURSE TRAVIE McCOY. YES. I LOVE HIM. YES. I THINK HIM AND KATY PERRY SHOULD HAVE NEVER BROKEN UP. AND YES. THAT'S WHO I WANT TO PLAY THALIA'S BEST FRIEND AND FATHER OF HER DAUGHTER BIANCA. OK SO TO MAKE THIS EASY WE'RE GONNA CALL HIM TRAVIE FOR THE REST OF THIS LIKE REQUEST OK.
SO THALIA AND TRAVIE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE THEY WERE YOUNG. THALIA IS TWENTY THREE AND TRAVIE IS MAYBE LIKE TWO YEARS OLDER. SO LIKE TWENTY FIVE MIGHT BE A GOOD AGE TO MAKE HIM. ANYWAYS. YEAH. THEY'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE THEY WERE KIDS. WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER AND ALL THAT JAZZ. FAST FORWARD TO THE FUTURE. THALIA AND TRAVIE GO OUT ONE NIGHT. THEY GET REALLY WASTED. THEY GO OFF TOGETHER AND BING BANG BOOM, NINE MONTHS LATER BIANCA IS BORN. NOW THIS ALL HAPPENED AFTER THALIA WAS IN REHAB FOR DRUG ADDICTION AND WHATNOT SO SHE WAS STILL RECOVERING WHEN THIS ALL HAPPENED. BUT ANYWAYS. TRAVIE HAS BEEN A GREAT FATHER TO BIANCA. HE'S BEEN WATCHING HER WHILE THALIA WENT ON TOUR WITH ISABELLA GOODBYE. AWESOME RIGHT? BOTH THALIA AND TRAVIE HAVE BEEN VERY CAREFUL TO MAKE SURE THAT NO FEELINGS WERE EVER INVOLVED IN THE PARENTING OF THEIR BABY GIRL. THEY DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN THEIR FRIENDSHIP RIGHT? BUT YOU KNOW THAT NEVER WORKS OUT TO STAY THAT WAY.
SO TRAVIE IS GONNA GET A JOB ON THE TOUR. IT'S TOTALLY UP TO YOU WHAT HE DOES. HAVE FUN WITH IT GO WILD. BIANCA ISN'T GONNA BE WITH HIM WHEN HE SHOWS UP. BIANCA WILL BE LEFT HOME WITH EITHER THALIA'S MOM OR SISTER OR TRAVIE'S SISTER. OK. COOL. SO IN THE END TRAVIE AND THALIA ARE GOING TO BE FINALS. SOMETHING INSIDE BOTH OF THEM IS GONNA MAKE THEM REALIZE THAT THEY'RE BOTH MADLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. MAYBE THEY SLEEP TOGETHER AGAIN OR MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS A KISS. WHO KNOWS. EITHER WAY. THEY'RE GONNA BE FINALS. AND THEY'RE GONNA GET MARRIED. AND THEY'RE GONNA BE ONE HAPPY FAMILY AND IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
OK. SO JUST A QUICK REVIEW. PB IS TO BE TRAVIE MCCOY BECAUSE THERE'S A BUNCH OF CUTE PICTURES OF TRAVIE AND KATY. THALIA AND TRAVIE HAVE A BABY TOGETHER, THEIR DAUGHTER NAMED BIANCA WHO'S ONE YEAR OLD. TRAVIE SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 25 AND 28. 28 MIGHT EVEN BE TOO OLD BUT WHATEVER. WE CAN DISCUSS. NAME, PERSONALITY, POSITION AND OTHER STUFF IS UP TO YOU. I ASK YOU THOUGH DON'T MAKE HIM A DRUG USER. THAT'S THE ONLY THING I ASK OK. WHOEVER SNAGS HIM UP GETS COOKIES. AND I LEAVE YOU WITH ONE MORE TRAVIE/KATY SPAM PIC OK.
